The Pirate

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The Pirate

By James Hughes

A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, pegleg, and hook for a hand. The bartender notices his leg, “How did you get that pegleg?”The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit my leg off!”“Wow,” replies the bartender. “What about that hand?”The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit my hand off!”“Oh,” replies the bartender. “How about the eye?”The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye.”“And that blinded you?” asked the bartender.“No, it twas my first day with the hook.”

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